Ok, I am officially dumbfounded. Found dumb, struck senseless and somewhat higgledy piggledy. The above picture was sent to me by a known Suthun Associate with the note "WANT". (For those of you without the understanding, this Southern friend wanted me to know that he (or she) really wanted this set of camouflaged sheets.)
Did you hear me? Camouflaged SHEETS? Along with comforter, drapes pillows and maybe even matching pajamas, too. They are verifiably aquiver with the idea of having this in their home. To which, of course I immediately remarked, What? The! Ever! Lovin? HECK???
Me, I'd be afraid I'd go to lay down and find myself stretched out on the dresser because I couldn't find the bed. Yeah, can't find it CUZ IT'S CAMOUFLAGED!
Ok, Ok, I know what you're all saying. It's just a pattern, someone is showing off their love of camping, hunting and blending in with the flora. Perhaps this means you could take this set and set up your bed in the wilderness while camping and not worry about some Deer being spooked by your sleeping arrangement.
I think for me, I'll stick to regular sheets so I don't have to play a game with the wife at bedtime.
"I'm over here, dear, waiting for you!"
"Polo...you're getting warmer. NO, that's the laundry hamper..."