When I was a kid, one of my favorite movies was Thunder Road, starring Robert Mitchum. Not so much for the storyline of a young kid driving a fast car to deliver his father's homemade 'white lightning,' but for the theme song. Mitchum–who not only starred in the movie, but also produced the film, co-wrote the screenplay, and is rumored to have directed much of the film himself also co-wrote (with Don Raye) and performed the theme song, "The Ballad of Thunder Road." If you've not heard it, go find it on youtube or something and give it a listen. Very powerful.
Ok, so now let's get back to that illegal brew that young man had in his trunk. Moonshine, also called white lighting, mountain dew, hooch, "Tennessee white whiskey", and many other names is a very high proof beverage,190 proof (95% alcohol), distilled spirit. Made in the woods, using an illegal still, this mountain beverage got its name from the fact that most of the original distillers did their work 'by the light of the moon.'
And now, all legal like, comes this new stuff. And does it have a kick!
I will go on record and say that I do not drink. At least not anymore. Oh sure, there was a time when I drank, and wore lampshades on my head and danced like a mechanical monkey on crack, but there are no films of it, so I can say it never happened. Though the main reason I stopped all that nonsense is that I hated waking up with a headache and covered in my own vomit. Isn't THAT a pretty picture?
Wow, do I digress. Ok, so no drinking, we got that, now let's get back to the stuff above. Legal White Lightening, named Ole Smokey Moonshine, this is the best quality hard (and I do mean HARD) liquor you can buy. No one else makes it, and it's made right here in the South, just a hoot and a holler from downtown Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
This hard Moonshine (with the requisite capital M) comes in Apple Pie, Peach and regular old take-the- paint-off-your-undershorts Original Moonshine Clear White Corn Whiskey. I'm pretty sure a gulp of this would turn anyone into a Good Ol' Boy, though it may take a couple of jugs for guys like me.
Best Legal Moonshine you can find. Only here in the South!
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